This is a list of some of the more interesting fortunes I have received in fortune cookies in Chinese restaurants. When you read them, be sure to add the phrase "in bed" to the end!
- Your lucky number for this week is the number five. (5 was NOT listed on the back)
- Now is the time for you to explore. Take a vacation. (clearly should have been in an "advice cookie")
- Your respect for others will be your ticket to success.
- Your judgement is a little off at this time. Rely on friends.
- You discover treasures where others see nothing unusual.
- A four-wheeled adventure will soon bring you happiness.
- You will attend an unusual party and meet someone important.
- You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
- Need some adventure and enjoyment? Take a vacation. (another advice cookie)
- Tomorrow your creative side will shine forth with exceptional ideas.
- An enjoyable vacation is awaiting you near the mountains. (I see a pattern)
- You will soon bring joy to someone.
A nice cake is waiting for you. (yes, the smiles were included, but I was hoping for *pie*)- Don't underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time.
- You will be the guest of a gracious host within the month.
- Soon, you will receive pleasant news.
- You will soon receive help from an unexpected source.
- Treat yourself to something of quality. You deserve it.
- You should be able to undertake and complete anything you desire.
- Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time!
- Now is a good time to finish up old tasks.
- Do something unusual tomorrow.
- You will have good luck in your personal affairs.
- You shouldn't overspend at the moment. Frugality is important.
- There are lessons to be learned by listening to others.
- You will have gold pieces by the bushel. (I suppose this would be great in WoW or D&D)
- You will obtain your goal if you maintain your course.
- Your hard work is about to pay off.
- Your path may be difficult, but will be rewarding.
- Things are not always what they seem. It's not that bad! (How comforting.)
- Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time!
- Now is the best time for you to be spontaneous. Serendipity!
- You will make a change for the better.
- This year your highest priority will be your family.
- You will soon be the center of attention. (Maybe this one should have been for Laura?)
- Do not dwell on differences with a loved one. Try to compromise.
- You will make a change for the better.
- A long lost relative will surface soon to your benefit! (Surface? As in, float to the surface?)
- The world will soon be ready to receive your talents.
- Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you.
- Tomorrow is a good day for trying something new. (Nothing like procrastination, eh?)
- Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you. (That'll be August 18, 2010, if you're counting)
- Tomorrow will be lucky and memorable for you.
- This year your highest priorty will be your family.
- Take some needed time to relax in the next few days. (Got this one right before taking a couple days off work!)
- Old friends, old wines, and old gold are best.
- Your imagination will point you in a new directions. Go for it!
- You will attend an unusual party and meet someone important.
- You will have good luck in your personal affairs this month.
- You will soon be receiving sound spoken advice. Listen!
- This year your highest priority will be your family.
- Focus on your long-term goal. Good things will soon happen.
- A pleasant surprise is in store for you soon.
- Any doubts you may have will disappear early this month.
- Don't worry about the stock market. Invest in family.
- Now is a good time to call a loved one at a distance from you.
- Today will be lucky and memorable for you.
- Don't underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time.
- A movie would be a great way to relax this weekend.
- You will bring sunshine into someone's life.
- Success will be yours at home and in business in the next month.
- You will be rewarded for your efforts within the month.
- Don't Underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time.
- Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.
- The social scene can be fun today.
- Focus on the color purple this week to bring you luck.
- Something on four wheels will soon be a fun investment for you!
- Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.
- You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
- You should enhance your feminine side at this time.
- You could prosper in the field of entertainment.
- You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.
- Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. (Smileys included.)